petestreat:

I’M CRYING

whenharrystartedcryingididtoo:

harry: *gets down on one knee*

me: oh my god…. har-

harry: -shh…. i’ve been thinking about doing this…. for so long

me: baby….

harry: *reaches into pocket and takes out small box*

me: yes! YES! i’m so happy YES oh my god i will mar-

harry: *opens box* it’s an itunes gift card

harry: buy steal my girl

me: 

ashtonflechter:

MAKE ME CHOOSE;  ashhdamn asked : 

Fedora ashton or fetus glasses ashton

ahs didnt have to do meep like that

btvs:

michael: video game fuckboy
calum: fuckboy supreme 
ashton: mid level fuckboy
luke: fuckboy by association 

prasejeebus:

Are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods

maurypovichofficial:

Oh yeah? Well harry Styles has four titties. NEXT

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
AK